pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it
The truth shall set you free
Reblogged from You Matter To Me
boys who actually makes plans
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
“hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie.”it sounds totes better than
“idk what do you want to do choose”
Reblogged from Take It Easy, Baby 又
If someone is taken and you keep hitting on them you’re a piece of shit.
If you’re taken and you hit on someone else you’re a piece of shit.
If you have side guys/chicks you’re a piece of shit.
Don’t cheat on your partners you piece of shit.
Reblogged from "I'm fine."
It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.
Reblogged from SpongeBob SquarePants
If you don’t reblog this, you’re heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
Reblogged from welcome
this is like the tenth time I’ve reblogged this I love it so much
Reblogged from you call yourself fat amy?
“how old are you?”
“It’s a secret :3”
“aiight so either 12 or 40 got it”
Reblogged from puppy enthusiast